The Pineapple Express
Dead Tired Blend
Smooth as an operator. This Robusta fuelled coffee is sure to wake the dead.
Don't die tired.
A portion of the profits will be used to support veteran mental health and ongoing charitable efforts by The Pineapple Express.
A rugged blend of beans from Central & South America and India. Built for balance, depth, and consistency.
Dark Roast - Full-bodied, low acidity, and made to cut through the fog. Whether it’s black, long, or loaded with milk, this one shows up ready.
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At TPE, our goals are simple: we are committed to increasing morale and providing essential support for former, current, and future ADF personnel and their families. Leveraging our vast connection and networking capabilities, we strive to build a resilient community that stands strong, supporting each other through every endeavour, and breaking down the stigma on mental health. United as a community, no one stands alone.

MISSION: CRAFT THE PERFECT BREW
Objective: Maximum flavour. Zero compromise.
Status: Operational.
Execution: Quality beans, hot water, and a solid game plan. Whether you’re running a stovetop espresso, French press, or old-school drip, TPE blend’s perform under pressure.
Outcome:
A brew that delivers every time — bold, balanced, and built to go the distance. Smooth enough to sip slow, strong enough to get you moving.

supporting australians
At TPE, our goals are simple: we are committed to increasing morale and providing essential support for former, current, and future ADF personnel and their families. Leveraging our vast connection and networking capabilities, we strive to build a resilient community that stands strong, supporting each other through every endeavour, and breaking down the stigma on mental health. United as a community, no one stands alone.

MISSION: CRAFT THE PERFECT BREW
Objective: Maximum flavour. Zero compromise.
Status: Operational.Execution: Quality beans, hot water, and a solid game plan. Whether you’re running a stovetop espresso, French press, or old-school drip, TPE blend’s perform under pressure.
Outcome:
A brew that delivers every time — bold, balanced, and built to go the distance. Smooth enough to sip slow, strong enough to get you moving.
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from 423 reviewsGood for patch swaps from O/S visitors. Now all i need is a challenge coin
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Brilliant coffee with consistently smooth, rich flavour. Service is always quick, friendly, and always spot on. Pineapple Express has become my go-to for my daily caffeine fix.
Honestly it’s ridiculous how good this coffee tastes. I love it so much that I’ve hidden the bag from my husband because I don’t want to share…
Great quality and no issues.
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Awesome
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TPE Pineapple Skull W/Helmet
If i could give 10 stars i would great quality shirt and print
Absolutely stoked awesome patch
Great fit, comfy good value
Great towel.
Great, tried as hot or cold brew and both have brilliant taste and aroma



